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14 September 2008 @ 11:09 am
第一のエンタリイ  
Greetings and salutations, readers.  I am Haiiro Wansatsu Shishou, Master of the Yuuken Ryuu school of unarmed combat.  I was once limited to posting in the journal of the hairless two-leg feeding-creature who occupies my demesnes and who for inexplicable reasons, defies all of my attempts to discern its true nature and place in the world.

Now however, I have opted to open my own "LiveJournal" account so I may record for future generations my observations on the two-leg and its habits.  These entries will contain data which may or may not be of use to you, but feel free to utilize such information to assist in your own analysis of other hairless two-legs if you so desire.

In today's report, I shall be brief, for the two-legs is out, having passed through the main door-to-elsewhere and into the Beyond which I have been unsuccessful in penetrating for exploration.  Why it traveled there, I know not, but it will likely return with noisy-bags filled with random items ranging from its foul idea of "food" to objects made of materials which are easily rent by recently-sharpened claws.

In my most recent experiment, I have lifted the edge of the removable unearth-like ground (which I shall herein refer to as a RUG), and folded it over itself so that when the door-to-the-Beyond is opened, it will catch upon the RUG.  The two-legs will therefore not be able to enter, though if my measurements are correct, I will have just enough room to leave.

My intention of course, is not to leave, for I have been into the Beyond before, and it is little more than a nexus filled with doors-to-elsewhere.  My curiosity will perhaps get the better of me someday, but not today.  I have notes upon this experiment to collate.

Ah, the sound of footsteps approaches.  The two-leg nears.  I must observe its reaction to its inability to enter my demesnes.  Until later, I remain your most glorious and illustrious master.

--Shishou


 
 
 
Kessa/Debra: Serenity by 11th Hourkessadebra on September 18th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
Salutations and Mreoew!
I hope to one day meet should you ever break free your inner sanctum walls.

~Sabine, the old but nubile indoor/outdoor wise-puma
wansatsuwansatsu on September 20th, 2008 12:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you, gracious elder. Your words honor me. One day, my sanctum walls shall shatter beneath my awesome might. Until then, be well, be free and take the lives of many annoying rodents.